Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Film Review - The Monastery


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The monastery is a fun and relatively low budget B movie that is determined to be completely wrong, but evil. It 'was released in 2000, directly to the video and a small group of disciples. The film begins with a flashback to the decade of 1950 when a young man shot in the style, the monastery, in the best representation of the mass eh .. clergyside since, well, I always think. If anyone knows of another film that can take many nuns and priests who functionsCompare me know. Those of you who have been brutally murdered by members of the clergy, however, this problem may be offended, they were possessed by demons, nuns, and therefore lead to a miscarriage in women-gun, for unknown reasons, it deserves.

Following the story of a couple of unfortunate young people, including, but not limited to a gothic cum demanding reform of an athlete, a cheerleader and a virgin desperately boring, the film will really horror moviesCliché. Our hero, through a series of horror films ridiculously bad, but entirely predictable Judgement called the last race of demonic zombie religious mentioned above (I do not think he was really dead, right?). As you can imagine a subject, the film is taken too seriously, and as such it is clear that stereotypes are often involuntary. In fact, it seems to be in the first 20 minutes or less fun, but quickly become boringIn the course of the film. Aspiring worshipers of Satan gave me SNL "Goth Talk" is a flashback of the two parties to the legitimate film enjoyable. Coolio makes a funny scene funny cameo in the second, but in general, strains of the film, laughing, and most of the time, comes off as unintentionally funny, sometimes inadequate.

Adrienne Barbeau also makes a cameo as the eldest, a version of our crazy religious teenage murderess. Not fans of horrorDoubt, they recognize a film by John Carpenter 80s, like "The Fog. Unfortunately, it has nothing to do, and I think that the exploration of the film more or less to give more time for the screen to get ass-shots could benefit.

Jaws dropped the makeup and gore effects and low budget (but much higher) Evil Dead are everywhere, and in particular the general effects of work in this film is rather sloppy. Some ofGore effects are intelligent, but the zombies look like people with a little 'make-up, put under a black light, while a type of attack. The end of the film also, perhaps, one of the worst attempts at special effects I've seen lately.

However, this is not a movie, I want to see me, but it is still a must, especially with a group of friends to the movie bad night. After all, how many religious spastic zombie to get to see in the moviestoday?

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